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A little dark humor never hurt anyone. This towel says what we’re all thinking: true crime is oddly... calming. Add some wit to your kitchen or gift it to the murderino in your life who finds peace in the macabre.
Why We Love It
Printed by Hand in Michigan – Made by an all-female team using eco-friendly, water-based ink
Machine Washable – Durable and functional for real-life messes
Cozy & Comedic – A perfect pairing for your next couch crime binge
Makes a hilarious hostess gift, stocking stuffer, or wine-night surprise
Details
100% unbleached cotton with a soft, textured feel
Measures approx. 24" x 26" when unfolded
Washer and dryer safe
Handmade—each towel may vary slightly
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 2 - Jul 7
US$40
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